Review: Stargate Atlantis, "The Last Man"

This is the second post, and this, honestly, consists of screencaps, me going "LOOK, HOW PRETTY," and quotations from the transcript.

71 screencaps total.

SHEPPARD: The Genii contact didn't show up.
LORNE: Can't say I'm surprised.
SHEPPARD: What are you saying, Major? The Genii can't be trusted?(!)

LMFAO. Also, HI LORNE! :D

SHEPPARD: Somebody turn up the heat?
(He looks around.)
SHEPPARD: Hello?
(Nobody replies. Frowning, John walks towards the stairs, turning around frequently to try and spot anyone.)
SHEPPARD: If this is a surprise party, it's not my birthday.

HILARIOUS.

SHEPPARD: All right. This isn't good. The most elaborate practical joke of all time, or I'm in serious trouble here.

Oh John. HOW I LOVE YOU SO.

SHEPPARD: Surfing a thirty foot wave in Waimei is cool. Dating a supermodel is cool. (Angrily) This is not cool!
McKAY: All right, calm down.

Personally? I think John is surprised that McKay doesn't shout back at him like he would. And THEN he realizes "Oh hey, everyone I know is dead." That's what I would've noticed first, if I were John anyway. Also, HEE, JOHN TRIED TO TOUCH RODNEY. :3

I cried. Not really at Teyla's, as it was kind of anticlimactic, but oh man, I shed tears for Sam, you better believe it.

Hee, Rogue John! :3

DEX: Force of habit.
TODD: Indeed.

I didn't cry, but I was sad, way way way sad. And a little happy Ronon grew as a person (since he didn't automatically kill Todd), but still. Sad.

More hot!John :3

I cried. Again. Also, McKay and Keller do make a nice couple. And MCKAY IS SO CUTE. *dies* Also, JEANIE! I squeed when I saw her name in the credits at the beginning :3

This time I squeed. SQUEED. Old!Lorne + Old!McKay = Very Happy Fangirl.

SHEPPARD: In the past twenty five years, d'you happen to notice who won the Superbowl?
McKAY: Oh. Uh, ‘fraid not.
SHEPPARD: Oh. Stanley Cup? World Series?
McKAY: I was never really much of a sports fan.
SHEPPARD: Right. Had to ask.
(Rodney nods, then raises his hand to him.)

HILARIOUS. Also, (again) I love how resigned McKay is. Like he learned to be patient in his 25 years.

SHEPPARD: It worked! It worked. Rodney, you're a genius.
McKAY (uncertainly): OK.

Teehee! Oh, and this:

CARTER: Well, why didn't the Gate's failsafe prevent the wormhole from locking?
(Rodney looks uncomfortable.)
McKAY: Umm, well, we've had a number of glitches since we, uh, last updated the operating system.
SHEPPARD: Oh, that's what you call a "glitch," huh?!
McKAY: Yes, well, you should know that, uh, I'll be giving Zelenka a stern talking to.

*dies laughing* Oh, my poor Zelenka. And yay, hi Chuck!

McKAY: Look, um, I know you've already been debriefed about the future events – all the things we were hoping to avoid – but there's just one more thing I need to know.
SHEPPARD: What?
McKAY: Did I still have hair?
(John looks away.)
SHEPPARD: No.

OH RODNEY ♥

And lastly, just a thought: Hahaha, I bet Ronon thought, after he was all "Oh God, that's disturbing, why did Michael need this?", "Hmm, where would I hide this one?" ;)